Chrystalis

Dragon in the Sink He growls at me from inside the pipe. If I look down the drain, I can see tiny iridescent eyes gold and slitted, like a cat's. I hesitate to use Drano, chemical burns seem inhumane. I tried a stick, it only came back cracked, tooth-marked, and singed. I can't recall when he moved house into my bathroom plumbing. Perhaps he came with the place, or is just staying for the winter. He popped his spiky head up once to give me a special glare. I think I woke him from a nap (he blocked the sink for three days after that). The plumber found only a stash of scales each the size of a pin's head lodged in a gunky,

The Right to be Parodied Episode 10: Of Tentacles and Volcanoes A/N: This is a brief parody of a cutscene from Resident Evil 5. Needless to say, there will be SPOILERS here! You have warned. There's also a lot of odd pairing references in this one, but nothing overt enough to need a mature warning. "I can't believe we actually crashed in a freaking volcano," Sheva grumbled as she staggered out of the ruined plane. The surrounding lava cast a hellish glow on the pair of exhausted agents, their sweat-soaked skin gleaming with a red sheen. Smoke from the crash swirled around them in dense clouds, conveniently obscuring their view of the surro