CV:X in Veronica seconds

Before Darkside Chronicles comes out and messes up Resident Evil: Code Veronica X, for ill or awesome, I felt compelled to create a true and accurate summary of the game we all love and remember.

...*cough*

I get the feeling I'm going to have to defend one of the jokes in here, so I present to you, my evidence. Listen carefully:

Exhibit A
Exhibit B. (Skip to near the end, about 2:30 or so.)

Minor edit: Forgot the Count's goatee. Fixed.

Resident Evil (c) capcom
Count von Count (c) whoever owns Sesame Street