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Of Tentacles and VolcanoesThe Right to be Parodied  Episode 10: Of Tentacles and Volcanoes  
 
A/N: This is a brief parody of a cutscene from Resident Evil 5. Needless to say, there will be SPOILERS here! You have warned. There's also a lot of odd pairing references in this one, but nothing overt enough to need a mature warning.   
"I can't believe we actually crashed in a freaking volcano," Sheva grumbled as she staggered out of the ruined plane. The surrounding lava cast a hellish glow on the pair of exhausted agents, their sweat-soaked skin gleaming with a red sheen. Smoke from the crash swirled around them in dense clouds, conveniently obs Of Tentacles and Volcanoes
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Tora's pairing meme, RE style
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The Flashback Strikes AgainThe Right to be Parodied  Episode 9: The Flashback Strikes Again  
 
A/N: This is a brief parody of a cutscene in Resident Evil 5. Needless to say, there will be SPOILERS here! You have been warned.   
"Oooh, look at the pretty lightning!" Sheva cooed, staring up at the sky as the little motorboat weaved gently along the marsh. Chris nodded sagely, also staring at the sky.   
Suddenly, Irving's boat out of frickin' nowhere!   
"Oh shit!" Josh yelled, struggling to turn the motorboat before they crashed. He succeeded only in turning it so that their broadside impacted that of the larger boat. Dramat The Flashback Strikes Again
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TrustThe Right to be Parodied  Episode 8: Trust?   
A/N: This is a brief parody of a cutscene in Resident Evil 5. Needless to say, there will be SPOILERS here! You have been warned.  
Phew, finally have a short break in the flow of school assignments needing completion, so I have time to churn out silly parodies! Yay!   
 Trust
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Noooovember

Tue Nov 10, 2009, 10:45 PM
Just popping in quick to point out that it is end-of-semester-crunch-time, and therefore, you can expect me to completely disappear until shortly after the beginning of December. Because the only way I've found that I can force myself to work on everything I need to do is to limit my internet access. :/

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  • Current Residence: Colorado, where the weather is as spastic as I am
  • Interests: Villains and monsters and dragons, oh my!
  • Favourite movie: At the moment: Aliens
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal
  • Favourite poet or writer: Patricia C. Wrede, Terry Pratchett, Roger Zelazny
  • Favourite style of art: Crack. What? It's a style!
  • Skin of choice: Invisible
  • Favourite game: Tie between: Metroid, Zelda, and Resident Evil
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gamecube
  • Favourite cartoon character: (original) Clone Wars Grievous
  • Personal Quote: I never could trust a man with 10 pockets.
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop 7, wacom tablet

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~MagentaGirlStalker 4 days 15 hours ago
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Aww.

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"Hmm...guess I have no choice but to acquiesce..."
"What!? No, just give me money!"
"That's what I mean..."
Jacky *faps*
:iconkendrapendragon:
~KendraPendragon Oct 27, 2009, 12:25:30 PM
Oh no, the screencaps gone! They were so funny! And I didn't download them!! *cry, sniff*

Can't you upload them on photobucket or something! They were really good. Just not because they were caps, but because of your lines! ;)
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~Chrystalis Oct 27, 2009, 12:39:02 PM
Awww. :cling:

I don't really want to upload them anywhere else if they're just going to be taken down again. What I have been doing is emailing people their favorites, if they really wanted to save them but didn't get the chance to. Would that work for you?

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"Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life."

--Mrs. White
:iconkendrapendragon:
~KendraPendragon Oct 28, 2009, 11:43:56 AM
Are you kidding? I would looove that!
And it really isn't too much trouble? That's so nice :)

I loove the one when Wesker is stepping out of the plane without the shirt. This dialogue is hilarious! And pretty close to what I thought when I saw it. :)

And the one with the oven key...
And the one where Chris talks bullshit because he got hit on the head!
And the one where Chris stole Jills sandwich..
Oh, I just love them all! :)
Once again, I think you have a great sense of humor. :)
:iconvelka:
~velka Oct 27, 2009, 10:34:03 AM
Thank you so much for the fav. >v<
Come back any time. :huggle:

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~*It takes some work to make it work.*~

The pixel basse is fromKawaiiHannah.
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I WON THE GAME!!!! 8D :dummy: :woohoo:
:iconchrystalis:
~Chrystalis Oct 27, 2009, 12:30:26 PM
You're welcome! :hug:

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"Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life."

--Mrs. White
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~velka Oct 27, 2009, 1:01:15 PM
:aww:

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~*It takes some work to make it work.*~

The pixel basse is fromKawaiiHannah.
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I WON THE GAME!!!! 8D :dummy: :woohoo:
:iconmagentagirlstalker:
Mood: Wow! ~MagentaGirlStalker Oct 21, 2009, 12:45:18 PM
OK, so the video itself is just eh, but OH MY GOD does the song fit Wesker: [link]

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"Hmm...guess I have no choice but to acquiesce..."
"What!? No, just give me money!"
"That's what I mean..."
Jacky *faps*
:iconchrystalis:
~Chrystalis Oct 21, 2009, 5:06:12 PM
:rofl: Yes, yes it does.

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"Who are you and how did you get in here?"

"I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."
:iconinsanityfreak:
=inSAnityfReAk Oct 12, 2009, 8:36:45 PM
thanks for the fave on my Barry's screw up..

:iconiluplz:

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;;>n> *u* <n<;;

imma doing kokeshi commission for $5~ [link]
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